Friday, April 8, 2011

"Follicular Nightmare"

You stand up before the assemblage, and you announce your discovery of the scientifically accepted cure for cancer.

You reveal the ultimate key to human happiness.

And you lay out a certain roadmap for the eradication of world hunger, and the end of war for all time.

But if there's hair sticking out of your nose

And that’s the only thing they remember.

2 comments:

Stef said...

What brought THAT on?
Personal experience, I'm betting.






btw, you have bad breath

PG said...

Many years ago, I attended a lecture by a 'large-boned' world-renowned journalist/feminist along with my mother-in-law and her friends. The speech was electrifying and challenged many long-held beliefs about the safety of women in the Jewish community. I was very agitated and excited by the intellectual content, but all they commented on, after it was over, was that she hadn't worn a 'proper foundation garment'. Sigh.