Backstory: Seven year-old Casey has lost a medal the
Major had instructed her not to touch, and in this climactic scene, following a
contentious inter-familial discussion, the Major is about to punish Casey’s
transgression with a spanking.
And off we go.
INT. LIVING ROOM – EVENING
CASEY SITS FIDGETTING ON THE COUCH, AWAITING THE MAJOR’S
RETURN HOME FROM WORK, SIGNALING HER IMPENDING PUNISHMENT.
SHE NOTICES A SOMEWHAT THICKISH MAGAZINE ON THE COFFEE TABLE
IN FRONT OF HER. SHE PICKS IT UP, CONSIDERS
STUFFING THE MAGAZINE DOWN THE BACK OF HER PANTS, HOPING TO SOFTEN THE IMPACT
OF THE SPANKING. AS SHE IS ABOUT TO
SLIDE IT DOWN, THE DOOR OPENS AND THE MAJOR ENTERS. CASEY ABRUPTLY CHANGES COURSE, PRETENDING TO
BE LEAFING THROUGH THE MAGAZINE.
MAJOR
Takin' up archery?
CASEY, REACTS CONFUSED.
THE MAJOR GESTURES TO THE MAGAZINE.
CASEY TURNS IT AROUND. IT IS “BOWMASTER
MAGAZINE”, ITS COVER DEPICTING A PICTURE OF A BOWHUNTER TAKING CAREFUL AIM AT AN
UNSUSPECTING DEER.
CASEY
Yikes! That’s disgusting!
Yikes! That’s disgusting!
MAJOR
That’s a matter of opinion. To some, it’s a legitimate pastime.
CASEY
Are any of them deer?
MAJOR
Nope.
(THEN) Where’s the family?
CASEY
Out. They didn’t want to hear the screaming. They also warned the neighbors.
MAJOR
I hope they know this is only about you. I don’t want 'em thinkin’ I’ll be goin’ on some rampage.
CASEY
Major… do we have to do this? You are aware that you have a choice in this matter, don’t you?
MAJOR
Have you had some coaching?
CASEY
A little. But I understand the idea.
MAJOR
Look, Casey. You had a choice too. And you chose to mess with my medal when you were specifically told not to.
CASEY
And that was wrong, wasn’t it.
MAJOR
You know it was wrong.
CASEY
Yes, sir. (THEN) Maybe this is wrong too.
MAJOR
I don’t think so.
CASEY
My Mom does. So does Elizabeth. And Robin.
MAJOR
Spare me the list.
CASEY
And every kid I told about this in school. Even the ones who don’t like me. My really smart friend Jeffrey – his Mom’s a psychologist – he said you were a real “sad…something.” Which I didn't really get. I’m the one whose going to be sad.
MAJOR
(HEADING TOWARDS THE COUCH)
CASEY
Is it starting?
Out. They didn’t want to hear the screaming. They also warned the neighbors.
MAJOR
I hope they know this is only about you. I don’t want 'em thinkin’ I’ll be goin’ on some rampage.
CASEY
Major… do we have to do this? You are aware that you have a choice in this matter, don’t you?
MAJOR
Have you had some coaching?
CASEY
A little. But I understand the idea.
MAJOR
Look, Casey. You had a choice too. And you chose to mess with my medal when you were specifically told not to.
CASEY
And that was wrong, wasn’t it.
MAJOR
You know it was wrong.
CASEY
Yes, sir. (THEN) Maybe this is wrong too.
MAJOR
I don’t think so.
CASEY
My Mom does. So does Elizabeth. And Robin.
MAJOR
Spare me the list.
CASEY
And every kid I told about this in school. Even the ones who don’t like me. My really smart friend Jeffrey – his Mom’s a psychologist – he said you were a real “sad…something.” Which I didn't really get. I’m the one whose going to be sad.
MAJOR
(HEADING TOWARDS THE COUCH)
CASEY
Is it starting?
THE
MAJOR STOPS, STANDING OVER HER.
CASEY (CONT’D)
Did you notice that you’re bigger than me?
CASEY (CONT’D)
Did you notice that you’re bigger than me?
THE
MAJOR SITS DOWN BESIDE HER.
MAJOR
Casey, I take no pleasure in doin’ this. The thing is,in the Marine Corps – where I work - discipline is essential. Without it, the entire operation falls apart.
CASEY
I’m not in the Marine Corps.
MAJOR
Point taken. But discipline is essential for everyone. When I was a kid, I got caught trying to lift a Red Ryder comic book from Mo Peterman’s convenience store. Well, my Daddy got wind of it, he cut a switch from the front yard, and he whupped me pretty good.
MAJOR
Casey, I take no pleasure in doin’ this. The thing is,in the Marine Corps – where I work - discipline is essential. Without it, the entire operation falls apart.
CASEY
I’m not in the Marine Corps.
MAJOR
Point taken. But discipline is essential for everyone. When I was a kid, I got caught trying to lift a Red Ryder comic book from Mo Peterman’s convenience store. Well, my Daddy got wind of it, he cut a switch from the front yard, and he whupped me pretty good.
THE MAJOR MOMENTARILY BASKS IN THE NOSTALGIA.
CASEY
Why are you smiling?
MAJOR
I don’t know, Daddy and I didn’t do a lot of stuff together... (RECOVERING) The point is, I never tried stealing a comic book again. So, as tough a deal as it is, I know this spanking thing works. I remember him sayin’, “Son, some day you’re gonna thank me for this.”
CASEY
And did you?
MAJOR
Not yet. But I appreciated the lesson. Casey, you have to live up to your agreements. You didn’t. And now it’s time to face the consequences.
CASEY
Why are you smiling?
MAJOR
I don’t know, Daddy and I didn’t do a lot of stuff together... (RECOVERING) The point is, I never tried stealing a comic book again. So, as tough a deal as it is, I know this spanking thing works. I remember him sayin’, “Son, some day you’re gonna thank me for this.”
CASEY
And did you?
MAJOR
Not yet. But I appreciated the lesson. Casey, you have to live up to your agreements. You didn’t. And now it’s time to face the consequences.
CASEY
SIGHS.
CASEY
Okay.
SHE GETS UP FROM THE COUCH, TURNS AROUND, BENDS OVER, HER
HANDS SUPPORTED ON THE COUCH AND “ASSUMES THE POSITION” FOR THE PUNISHMENT SHE
IS ABOUT TO RECEIVE.
THE
MAJOR GETS OUT, POSITIONING HIMSELF TO DELIVER THE SPANKING. AS HE RAISES HIS HAND TO ADMINISTER THE FIRST
SWAT, CASEY REFLEXIVELY SWIVELS HER HEAD AROUND AND LOOKS HIM STRAGHT IN THE
EYE, PLEADING FOR A LAST-MINUTE REPRIEVE.
MAJOR
(MILITARILY) Eyes Front!"
CASEY TURNS HER HEAD BACK TOWARDS THE COUCH. BUT, INSTINCTIVELY, JUST AS THE MAJOR IS
ABOUT TO COME DOWN WITH HIS HAND, SHE SWIVELS HER HEAD AROUND AGAIN, AGAIN
LOOKING HIM, PLEADINGLY, STRAIGHT IN THE EYE.
THE MAJOR IS DISORIENTED.
CASEY
I bet this doesn’t happen in the Marine Corps.
MAJOR
No. (THEN)
Come on, Casey. Stand up and take
it like a…
THE
ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL CONTINUES LOOKING AT HIM.
MAJOR (CONT’D)
Look,
Casey. There is no way around this. You are only prolonging the agony.
CASEY
(FINALLY SURRENDERING) Yes, sir.
CASEY TURNS BACK TO THE COUCH. THE “MOMENT OF TRUTH” HAS ARRIVED. THE MAJOR RAISES HIS HAND TO ADMINISTER THE
PUNISHMENT. THEN, SUDDENLY…
MAJOR
I
just thought of something.
CASEY
(SWIVELING HER HEAD) Is it good for me?
MAJOR
Sit down, Casey.
THEY
RESUME THEIR PLACES ON THE COUCH.
MAJOR
(CONT’D)
It occurred to me that there is something even more importantthan discipline. It’s
trust. Discipline may be “the Steel.” But trust is the “Cohesive Glue.”
In the Corps, every Marine’s life is entrusted to his – (ROTEY) or her – comrade. Without that trust, you could never storm the beach. You could never capture the hill. Do you
know what I’m talking about?
CASEY
I’m just happy you’re not spanking me right now.
MAJOR
Casey, your behavior, though egregious
(OFF HER CONFUSED LOOK)… very wrong…. is not habitual. I’ve been around you a while. You’re a good kid. (DECISIVELY) Here’s what I need to know, and I want you to
take your time before you answer. Can I trust that next time I give you a
direct order not to do something....
CASEY
Absolutely. (OFF HIS NO-NONSENSE LOOK, SINCERELY) I promise.
MAJOR
Then "Punishment Postponed."
CASEY HEAVES AN ENORMOUS SIGH OF RELIEF.
MAJOR (CONT'D)
Now don’t get me wrong If this ever happens again....
CASEY
(EXTENDING HER HAND, TO SHAKE) It won't. I've had a terrible day!
MAJOR
(SHAKING CASEY'S HAND) Good deal. (GETTING UP) Now come on. Let’s find your family and tell ‘em that “Attila the Hun” has called off the attack. (TO HIMSELF, RUEFULLY) This is what comes from pitchin' your tent in a houseful of women.
CASEY HEAVES AN ENORMOUS SIGH OF RELIEF.
MAJOR (CONT'D)
Now don’t get me wrong If this ever happens again....
CASEY
(EXTENDING HER HAND, TO SHAKE) It won't. I've had a terrible day!
MAJOR
(SHAKING CASEY'S HAND) Good deal. (GETTING UP) Now come on. Let’s find your family and tell ‘em that “Attila the Hun” has called off the attack. (TO HIMSELF, RUEFULLY) This is what comes from pitchin' your tent in a houseful of women.
CASEY
AND THE MAJOR HEAD OUT THE DOOR.
CASEY
It’s
a good thing you are not like your Daddy.
MAJOR
Roger that, Marine. Daddy’d have
given you a spanking you would never forget. (WINCINGLY) Then he’d have gone after me for letting you off the hook.
AND AS THEY EXIT, WE
END OF ACT TWO.
(TAG TO COME)
THE
END
6 comments:
I have not seen the original. But it does strike me that - no fault of your own - if you ran this plotline today Casey's mom would be pilloried for not protecting her kid. Attitudes towards spanking have changed enormously. I will also note that a friend of mine (35 or so) has said that when, as a child, her mother made her sit on a stool as a punishment, she would have preferred to have been spanked.
Casey's turning her head to look him in the eye reminds me of Anne Boleyn and the executioner (A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS; ANNE OF THE THOUSAND DAYS).
Can you point us to the original?
wg
Earl, you still got it! Funny as ever.
--Andrew
Wendy: hulu.com, season 1 ep. 13.
I think, as Wendy suggested, Polly never would have allowed the Major near her daughter with spanking on his mind.
The new version is good. I assume you like it better than the original or we wouldn't have seen it today.
I wish there were TV shows on the broadcast networks that had good writing like the scene you wrote, Earl.
I've noticed recently that our local ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox affiliates will have "Paid Programming" segments (infomercials) during Prime Time. They don't have anything to show? Maybe if they'd have kept you and other good writers around, they would have something to show and not have to sell juicers and exercise equipment a half hour at a time.
Good compromise.
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