Friday, February 11, 2011

"Indisputable Evidence"

"California is the Land of Immortality."  Discuss.

When he lived here, my older brother I believe quite accurately observed:

"In California, every day is Tuesday."

Meaning, that in California,

Eve day is the same.

"Every day is the same" means...

Nothing changes.

If you live in a place where nothing changes,

You don't change.

If you don't change, then you don't get old,

And you don't die.

California is the Land of Immortality.

Wait.  Doesn't "discuss" mean you examine the two sides?

Absolutely.  When there are two sides.


Max Clarke said...

California is the 31st state and the best place I've ever lived. My dad was in the Air Force, we moved all over the United States. We also lived in Newfoundland and Puerto Rico.

Visiting California on my own was like doing reconnaissance in Paradise. Moved out here in 1990 and probably won't live anywhere else. There are states I wouldn't live in for a million dollars.

By the way, this month is the anniversary of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, which transferred California from Mexico to the United States.

As for immortality, Time magazine has a story about Ray Kursweil, and the title is 2045: The Year Man Becomes Immortal. So we've got that going for us.

PALGOLAK said...

You are, in effect, proposing that California is some sort of anomaly (sp?) in the space/time continuum.

Pure nonsense.

Grubber said...

Don't be so quick Palgolak, that could explain the San Andreas Fault line..... :)

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Elliott Broidy said...

Quite the observation.