"Christmas In The Sky"

We are currently flying to Maui, our fingers crossed for the greatest Christmas present of all -

A safe landing.

Since we are thirty thousand or so feet closer to Heaven, we are sure our Christmas wishes will be answered.

I hope all your Christmas wishes are answered as well.

And Chanukah wishes as well.

And whatever you may celebrate, including "Festivus."

One day of good will, that's all I ask.

Who knows?

Maybe it'll be catchy.

Mele Kalikimaka, everyone.

That's "Merry Christmas" is Hawaiian.

Unless they're pulling our legs.

I mean, "Mele"?

Sounds kind of suspicious.

You see that?  I am already a skeptic.

And we're not even there yet.

This "good will" thing is tough.

But I still think it's worth trying.

"Mele Kalikimaka."

I say, I'm buying it.