Arguably my classiest
title to date.
Focusing Question:
How – or is it “Why?”, so it’s not that
focusing – how, or why, or wait! What… is the relationship between the
broadening television spectrum and plummeting network audience viewership?
Think about this.
Once, the most talked about shows – Mary Tyler Moore, All in the
Family – were all network television offerings, the most popular of them,
garnering audiences of thirty million, or more, as compared to today’s audiences
of less than a third.
Note: You see,
that’s what I hate about this process. I originally typed “poplar” when I meant
“popular”, and my computer said, “Fine.”
What happened to “context”?
Anyway… having egregiously digressed myself…
“Duh!” is how you’d respond to what I said five paragraphs
ago. Of course, the audiences were
bigger. There were no alternatives back then, other than turning your TV off and
living your life, and who wants to do that?
“There was no competition – a viable rationale for today’s
networks’ decrease in ratings.
“Viable” for now.
Let us follow this sad downward trajectory.
“Premium Cable” arrived, offering nudity, and, eventually,
iconic series like The Sopranos. Right away, the networks’ juggernaut ratings
started to recede. “More competition”, you say. Yes,
but there was an accompanying factor.
The Sopranos was better.
Because,
If The Sopranos was worse, or putting it
another way, if the networks’ dramatic offerings were qualitatively equal, the
networks’ popularity would have held strong, relegating cable TV to also good shows, flashes of nudity, and
infomercials for “Squeegees.”
Then streaming services with their “Let’s throw a bunch of
stuff at the wall and see what sticks” mentality entered to fray.
And the ratings erosion began to increase.
Because of the “broadening spectrum”?
Or ‘cause the “stuff that stuck to the wall” was better?
Do you see what I’m driving at? Network television has a handy excuse for their
dwindling ratings.
NETWORKS: “The ‘broadening spectrum’ has siphoned off
viewers.”
Avoiding the less comfortable explanation:
“Have you seen what we put on lately?”
Think about this
now. (Sorry for making you think so
much. I just hate thinking alone.)
Suppose Seinfeld
premiered today. The exact same show,
with its hilarious “Bubble Boy”, “Marine Biologist” and “Puffy Shirt” episodes,
and so so many more. The “show about nothing” two-parter? Are you kidding me?
“You are wallowing in nostalgia.”
You think so? (SPOKEN
COMBATIVELY) Sitcom blockbusters like Seinfeld and Friends score spectacularly in reruns to this very day. And now, Netflix
is opening its vaults further
broadcasts. You think the windfalls
would keep coming if those shows weren’t still popular?
I’m tellin’ ya, if Seinfeld
premiered today, it would do, perhaps not as well as originally – due to the “broadening spectrum” – but it would do a
lot better than the top-rated sitcoms today.
I mean, why wouldn’t it?
You love your favorite restaurant.
Does it really matter how many new
restaurants they open?
“You watch reruns of Seinfeld”?
“Not much.”
“You don’t like it?”
“I love it! ‘The Chinese Restaurant.’ Are you kidding me?”
“Then why don’t you watch it?”
“Because of the ‘broadening spectrum.’”
“What are you saying?”
“There are more shows available today.”
“Shows you like better?”
“Not better than Seinfeld.”
“Let me understand this.
You love Seinfeld, but, because
there are shows on TV you like less, you don’t watch it?”
WARNING: “The
‘Logic Train’ has just run off the tracks.”
Interim Conclusion:
Primarily, it is not the “broadening spectrum” that makes
network television less popular.
It is network television itself!
What happened to
network television? Since I am running
out of time, I will venture one guess.
The creative talent went elsewhere. (Meaning no disrespect to people working in
network television, though I can see it might look that way.)
And the “Talent Drain” is bound to get worse.
Originally, network television paid more, but denied creative
control. People who valued their personal
“Vision” over “The Big Payday” gravitated to cable, which allowed free, or at
least freer, reign. (Some having no choice, because their
personal “Vision” precluded “network acceptability.” The
Sopranos was originally pitched to the networks. Fat chance.)
With the moneybags “streamers” involved, the top
practitioners get creative control and
so much, what they coarsely call, “F-You” money, they can now tell the networks “F-You.”
Actual Conclusion:
It is not “the broadening spectrum”, per se.
It’s what that “broadening spectrum” is offering.
And what the traditional networks are not.
A challenge for you Earl. I am an executive for CBS, I have a timeslot of 9 PM Tuesday open and I call you to come up with a premise for a half-hour sitcom, guaranteed 15 episodes. What would you give me?
ReplyDeleteIt's also really hard to watch a half-hour show that has 12 minutes of commercials.
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To Stephen Marks and Earl:
ReplyDeleteSince there are so many reboots, I would vote for Best of the West: The Best Is Yet to Come
Marshall Sam Best and his family must deal with the Presidency of Andrew Johnson, who became President after Lincoln was assassinated, and the new President's battles with the Congress over his belief in conspiracy theories about Lincoln's assassination. Congress decides to impeach him. In another episode, one of President Johnson's big accomplishments, the purchase of Alaska from Russia, leads to a lot of trouble as no one wants such a big place that is just covered in ice. Marshall Best is called on to go look over the new territory and he finds that he can see Russia from there. In another episode, Marshall Best must decide what to do when a bunch of Confederate Army veterans in town want to put up a statue of Robert E. Lee. Is it too early to forgive and forget? In another episode, with the Civil War over and more opportunities being available in the United States, Marshall Best must deal with an increase in Mexicans coming to town looking for jobs. The local businesses keep hiring them but President Johnson sends people to tell the Marshall that he must help round up the people from the sh*thole country and send them back.
I've only bent history a little bit.
That's great Jed, nicely thought out. Wonder if Earl would agree
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