The
Terrible Joke Teller.
TAKE
ONE:
A
Frenchman runs into a bar:
“I’m
thirsty. Give me some wine!’
A
German man runs into a bar:
“I’m
thirsty. Give me some beer!”
A
Jewish man runs into a bar:
“I’m
thirsty. I have diabetes.”
No.
The
Terrible Joke Teller.
TAKE
TWO:
A
Frenchman runs into a bar:
“I’m
really thirsty. I need some wine.”
A
German man runs into a bar:
“I’m
really thirsty. I need some beer.”
A
Jewish man runs into a bar:
“I’m
really thirsty. I have diabetes.”
No.
“CALLING ‘THE JOKE DOCTOR’…”
(Reconstructing
the wreckage like a ceramicist mending an unfortunate teacup.)
The Professional Joke Teller.
TAKE
THREE:
A Frenchman, a German man and a Jewish man
run into a bar.
The Frenchman says,
“I’m dying of thirst. I must have wine.”
The German man says,
“I’m dying of thirst. I must have beer.”
The Jewish man says,
“I’m dying of thirst. I must have diabetes.”
There
is nothing to it.
If
you know how it’s done.
If
you don’t…
LEAVE IT THE HECK ALONE!!!
A “Public Service Announcement” for people
who tell jokes when they are unable to do so.
Oh, well done. Such a perfect example of the big effect of apparently small changes.
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I'm a huge fan of colored font in general, so...I learn something new here every day!
ReplyDeleteI would have loved for the unfortunate teacup to have been more self-aware, perhaps it might have been "unsuspecting" or blindly trusting.
ReplyDeleteso your saying all diabetics are thirsty? or just Jewish diabetics?
ReplyDeletep.s. i too am a huge fan of color fonts.