tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7823625636675642409.post1575156641081226923..comments2024-03-14T04:07:39.792-07:00Comments on Earl Pomerantz: Just Thinking...: "Tikified"Earl Pomerantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16963705121297866334noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7823625636675642409.post-72505212901711530652010-12-06T11:57:04.564-08:002010-12-06T11:57:04.564-08:00Here's what you do: Find someone to bribe that...Here's what you do: Find someone to bribe that cat. Cats have no loyalty. Have someone offer it a bigger litterbox, better brands of cat food in bigger bags or cans. A plusher cat bed to lounge around in, more expensive chairs with softer fabric to shred with their claws. More potent catnip. Easier-to-catch mice that only put up a token resistance at getting away before their life is ended by a swift chomp to the head. Doesn't matter how long the cat's been with its current owner, it will claw through titanium doors to get to the finer things in life. Just a little whiff of stuff such as that and the cat will be history and you can reclaim your place as king of the workout room....after you spray the place down with a dose of ammonia, bleach and water to kill the cat smell....but even that may not do it. You may have to tear the place down and start all over.YEKIMIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01921751875397071034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7823625636675642409.post-81320569101776548542010-12-06T08:40:53.582-08:002010-12-06T08:40:53.582-08:00Isn't Tiki the Barber who left his pregnant wi...Isn't Tiki the Barber who left his pregnant wife for a younger model? While certainly not the first to do such a thing, being a personality on the Must See Network, it did his reputation no good. According to Wikipedia, Tiki's given name is Atiim Kiambu Hakeem-Ah Barber. That's what you should call the cat, maybe it'll leave faster. <br /><br />Perhaps the uneasiness in your home will spur the owner to get that remodeling done, tout suite.Garyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16300021275090146448noreply@blogger.com